So it’s your newborn baby for the first time right? Then make sure to read the post till the end, to get prepared for this rollercoaster adventure.
No. 1 You Hate Sleep.
You hate sleeping more than you hate paying your bills, more than enemas, more than bleeding out of your eyeballs. You hate sleeping. And after a longgg exhausting day like you might actually DIE if you didn’t get a little rest and you get into your cozy bed and you CAN’T wait for your newborn baby cutie pie to come over and WAKE U UP!!!!. Thats Fun.
If you would enjoy having a body part amputated with no anaesthesia more than you enjoy a good night sleep.
You are ready to b a parent for this newborn baby .
No. 2 You Love Repetition.
You love singing the same silly song the whooole day long.
You love reading the 3 page book over and over and over .
You love saying the same word a million times a day. “No!” “No!” “ No!” “No!”
You like hearing the same word all dayyyy long “Mom!” “Mom!” “Mom!” “Mom!”
If you are capable of singing the same thing, reading the same thing, playing the same thing, hearing the same thing, telling the same thing, doing the same thing over and over and over without going COMPLETELY insane…than you r ready to be a parent.
No. 3 You Love That Shabby Chic Distressed Look
No no I’m not talking about your furniture, or home decor. Im talking about YOU.
Your face, your hair, your body, your clothes. You just LOVEE LOOKING ANTIQUE.
No. 4 You are ready to be blown away by your own strength.
You are ready to worry everyday for the rest of your life but never let that worry paralyse you. You are able to accept that you will never be perfect at this one thing you soo badly want to b perfect at. You are strong enough to hold everything together even when you are falling apart. You don’t beat yourself up over the fact that you don’t love your new life every second of every day.
You are ready for the Greatest, Most Challenging , Most Beautiful adventure of your ENTIRE LIFE!
Thats when you know you are ready for your newborn baby and this wonderful parenting experience <3